Oh, Let Me Count The Ways

1. Government regulation strikes again! Cheese contains milk. Hmmm, ya don't say?
2. It also has more wandering quotation marks: " 'Caution'."
3. And what the heck are "ingridients?" Any relation to Ingrid Bergman?

Big Value's motto: "We save you money by hiring people who have no idea how to spell or use quotation marks correctly."

Warning: Product as Advertised

Ah, government regulations. The government keeps trying to save us from our own stupidity in so many ways! Thanks to food allergy regulations, we get labels that look like this:
"Hazelnut spread with cocoa
Made with skim milk"

And on the back:
"Contains: Milk and hazelnuts."

You don't say. Gee, I just thought they called it that because it sounded good.