Oh, Let Me Count The Ways

1. Government regulation strikes again! Cheese contains milk. Hmmm, ya don't say?
2. It also has more wandering quotation marks: " 'Caution'."
3. And what the heck are "ingridients?" Any relation to Ingrid Bergman?

Big Value's motto: "We save you money by hiring people who have no idea how to spell or use quotation marks correctly."

Nefarious Quotation Marks

"Unplug it"

1. Always "Unplug it" after use.

The meaning of all this is really good advice, but why is "unplug it" in quotation marks? Does that mean that you're not really supposed to unplug it? Just pretend to unplug it?